The charge for using the restroom is two baht (six cents).
You only have a 100-baht note ($3.50) in your pocket, and certainly need change, because the taxi is going to cost you 85 baht.
The only one in sight who can give you change is the attendant who is fast asleep. She's probably a working mom with three kids and two jobs and has just pulled an all-night shift somewhere cleaning someone's office.
Remember, your bladder is bursting. You are mere milliseconds from wet underwear.
OK, you Ethical Giants out there, what do you do?
