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Were you a kid in the "Fifties" or so? Everybody makes fun of our childhood. Comedians joke. Grandkids snicker. Twenty-Somethings shudder and say "Eeeew!" But was our childhood really all that bad? Judge for yourself:
In 1953 the US population was less than 150 million. Yet you knew more people then, and knew them better ...
And that was good.
[Isan: Everyone knows their neighbor and their neighbor's business]
The average annual salary was under $3,000. Yet, our parents could put some of it away for a rainy day and still live a decent life.
And that was good.
[Isan: I'm always amazed at how far a baht can go in Isan.]
A loaf of bread cost about 15 cents...but it was safe for a five-year-old to skate to the store and buy one...
And that was good.
[Isan: Kids securely play and travel long distances without worries.]
Prime-time TV meant I Love Lucy, Ozzie and Harriet, Gunsmoke and Lassie. Nobody ever heard of ratings or filters...
And that was good.
[Thai soap operas: You can hug, but can't kiss on the public airwaves.]
We didn't have air-conditioning...So the windows stayed up and half a dozen mothers ran outside when you fell off your bike.
And that was good.
[Isan: My first motorbike spill was attended by half the town.]
Your teacher was either Miss Matthews, Mrs. Logan or Mr. Adkins. But not Ms. Becky or Mr. Dan.
And that was good.
[Isan: Always the word "Ajarn" precedes your name, which is a term of high honor.]
The only hazardous material you knew about was a patch of grassburrs around the light pole at the corner.
And that was good.
[Isan: In Isan's dusty air, I've inhaled and ingested more dirt than I can estimate. I think it's fat-free. Is that good?]
You loved to climb into a fresh bed ... because sheets were dried outside on the clothesline.
And that was good.
[Isan: I know of no one with a mechanical clothes dryer. Why have one, when a bedsheet will dry in 15 minutes in the tropical sun?]
People generally lived in the same hometown with their relatives. So "child care" meant grandparents or aunts and uncles.
And that was good.
[Isan: The person you meet in the street is only one or two relational steps away from your boss, your co-worker or your landlady. Ergo: You better to be nice to everyone. ]
Parents were respected and their rules were law. Children did not talk back.
And that was good.
[Isan: That's still the unwritten law of the land, here.]
TV was in black-and-white. But all outdoors was in glorious color ...
And that was certainly good.
[Isan: TV is popular, but only at night. Kids actually play outside all day here.]
Your dad knew how to adjust everybody's carburetor...and the dad next door knew how to adjust all the TV knobs...
And that was very good.
[Isan: I use very few "professionals" for fixit jobs. Someone I know, or someone who knows someone always comes to the rescue.]
Your grandma grew snap beans in the back yard...and chickens behind the garage .
And that was definitely good.
[Isan: Your author now grows chili bushes outside his bedroom window, and a cow resides across the lane. Is that close enough?]
And just when you were about to do something really bad, chances were you'd run into your dad's high school coach ... or the nosy old lady from up the street...or your little sister's piano teacher ... or somebody from church--ALL of whom knew your parents' phone number and YOUR first name .
And even THAT was good!
[Isan: Being a farang, you stand out anyway. Better mind your P's and Q's. Word travels fast in Isan. Yes, that does have it's good side, such as when you need to find things like a new apartment, a motorbike part, or a new friend! ]
